Wilson Quote #55
Quote from Wilson in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: Well, you see, Brad and I aren't getting along too well. He just all of a sudden rocketed into puberty somewhere. He's hanging out with older guys, causing trouble. He got brought home in a squad car the other night.
Wilson: I believe I heard that on my police scanner.
Tim: Wilson, he's, like, the oldest kid. He's a gearhead, like me. Just loves this stuff, you know. And then he messes up and I gotta ground him the week of the monster truck rally. It's these big trucks out at the Silverdome.
Wilson: Oh, yes. Fordzilla is coming out of retirement. But I don't think he's any match for Truckenstein.
Tim: Wilson... It's just not fair.
Wilson: Well, Fordzilla's had his day in the sun.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.