Tim Quote #296
Quote from Tim in Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Tim: All week long we've been doing our salute to workmanship, and who'd know more about that than you two? 40 some odd years on the line. What did you do?
Eddie: Well, Hick here was headlight alignment, and I was rear bumpers.
Tim: From the beginning to the end. Cool. You know, 42 years on the line, you must've pushed out some good Detroit iron. Ah. Let me ask you this. In all those years, what was your favorite car?
Eddie: Oh, '55 Thunderbird.
Hick: No doubt about it, the Bird.
Tim: Ford's answer to the Corvette. It was a two-seater. It had...
Eddie: V-8 engine, 3-speed overdrive.
Hick: Front suspension, A-arms, coil springs.
Tim: With that power-to-weight ratio, you could do zero to 60 in ten seconds. [all grunt]
Hick: A good grunt always cleans me out.
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‘Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I don't think he listens to me at all. I told him about this event that we're going to three times, and he acts like I never said anything.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Jill: I don't know how I could have been clearer. I told him I was getting his tux cleaned. I told him about the hors d'oeuvres we were having Saturday night. I even circled it on the calendar. I did everything except sit him down and say, "Tim, we are going to a fundraiser Saturday night." Oh God, I never did that. Oh, man! I can't believe it. All of this arguing, and he was right. Oh, no. I feel terrible. This is all my fault. Well, I should apologize to him. Thank you, Wilson. You've really been a big help. [goes back inside]
Wilson: Hmm. Somehow it's always easier with Jill.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. This is Al over here.
Hick: Oh, we know Al.
Eddie: Oh, we love Al.
Tim: Oh, we all love Al.
Eddie: Hey, Al, come on, give us one of them big salutes. [Al salutes]
Audience: [chants] Al, Al, Al, Al, Al...
Tim: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want to disturb this love fest you have going here, but let me remind you of something: Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Do you think that Tim is a good listener?
Wilson: Yes, I think Tim is a very good listener.
Jill: But does he understand everything you say?
Wilson: I think Tim is a very good listener.