Jill Quote #112

Quote from Jill in Baby, It's Cold Outside

Tim: But I've got a good idea. We don't have to camp for the whole weekend. We just have to look like we did.
Jill: Keep talking.
Tim: Now, Wilson says he goes to this place called Crystal Lake. It's on the way up North. It's near Aunt Helen's. So, I say we go to this Crystal Lake, we go look like we're camping. A couple of hours, have lunch or something, videotape it, get back in the car, drop the kids off and we are at the lodge in front of a cozy fire.
Jill: It might work.
Tim: Oh, it will work. Trust me, okay?
Jill: The last time I trusted you we had Mark.

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 ‘Baby, It's Cold Outside’ Quotes

Quote from Jill

Jill: "Insert the first two poles into the two sleeves. After getting two complete poles through the sleeves, you place the aluminum-tipped end into the grommet of the floor webbing loop." That's this.
Tim: Floor webbing... This. Okay.
Jill: Yeah. "By now it should be partially erect."
Both: The tent.

Quote from Wilson

Tim: Wilson, I thought I could do both, you know, and make everybody happy.
Wilson: Well, Tim, let me tell you a little story, about a doe. A deer. A female deer.
Tim: You're not gonna break into a song, are you?
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. Anyway, once, when I was driving up here. I came across a young deer standing in the middle of the road. And my headlights were shining directly into its eyes. She started to move one way. Then she moved another way. And then she panicked, she froze. I had to swerve the car to avoid hitting her. Ended up running into a tree.
Tim: Whoa.
Wilson: Now, the deer was happy, but I wasn't. If she had chosen one direction and ran, we both would've been happy. [Tim mumbles agreeably] You see, Tim, when you try to go in too many directions at once, you end up going nowhere.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Oh, thank God. I was getting worried. I heard this awful howling.
Tim: Oh, that was me. Couldn't find any leaves. I had to use a pine cone.