Al Quote #22
Quote from Al in What About Bob?
Tim: Anyway, the best way to fix a nail hole would be use joint compound. Get a putty knife...
Bob Vila: Uh, I really think spackle would be a better idea.
Al: I agree with Mr. Vila.
Tim: I'm sure you do, Al.
Bob Vila: Clarence, you want to use the spackle with that putty knife and very carefully fill in all those little holes. Then sand them smooth and touch them up with paint. The walls will be like new.
Al: Well, I believe this round goes to Mr. Vila.
Tim: We're not keeping score, Al.
Al: I am.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.