Tim Quote #251
Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Hi, Clarence. What's your problem?
Clarence: [on the phone] My wife is always changing her mind where pictures should be hung.
Tim: Hey, we can't help with that. Women can never make up their minds, can they?
Clarence: Tell me about it. Our walls are so full of holes, they're starting to look like Swiss cheese. Got any ideas?
Tim: Oh, yeah, I'd slap some ham on that wall and have a sandwich. [laughs] Uh... you know, the cheese and...
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.