Al Quote #20

Quote from Al in What About Bob?

Bob Vila: What a great audience. A just wonderful audience. Thank you. It's just so great to be here on your show, Jim.
Tim: It's Tim. I'd like you to meet my assistant.
Bob Vila: Oh, Al and I've met. How you doing? Good to see you again.
Al: The pleasure is mine, Mr. Vila.
Bob Vila: Call me Bob.
Al: I can't.

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 ‘What About Bob?’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?

Quote from Al

Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.