Jill Quote #84

Quote from Jill in Up Your Alley

Dwayne: Boy, Pete, it sure is gonna be intimidating bowling next to a celebrity like Tim Taylor.
Pete: Oh, you got that right.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. I bet you got a real high average, huh?
Tim: I don't like to brag, you know, but I've knocked a few pins down in my day.
Jill: I know of one tonight.

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Quote from Randy

Randy: Hey, Dad, I heard a great joke today.
Tim: What was it?
Randy: Okay. What did the moron have for breakfast?
Tim: I don't know.
Randy: This morning you had scrambled eggs and toast. [laughs]

Quote from Al

Tim: Hi, everybody, and welcome once again to Tool Time. I'm Tim Taylor. Of course, you all know Al.
Al: Borland.
Tim: Al, why would they need to know your last name?
Al: You always tell them your last name.
Tim: Al, if they don't know who I am, they won't know who you are. Right, Al?
Al: Borland.

Quote from Al

Tim: Well, we're gonna be hanging some drywall today, Al Borland.
Al: That's right, Tim Taylor.
Tim: Since we're hanging it, maybe we'll need a noose.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.