Wilson Quote #19
Quote from Wilson in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Wilson: Well, Tim, this obsessive desire to create partly happens because men feel inferior to women.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Wilson: It's because we can't bear children.
Tim: Oh, I don't mind the boys that much.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, Tim. What I mean is, women can give birth and we can't.
Tim: We sure lucked out on that part.
Wilson: Well, I don't know, Tim. You were there when your boys were born. Birth is a miracle. Maybe one of the reasons you get so involved in your projects is because you want to create something as wondrous as human life.
Tim: That's a neat thought, Wilson. But the way this project's going, I think giving birth would've been easier.
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‘Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.