Tim Quote #47
Quote from Tim in Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Tim: So, Jill's told me a lot about you, Ron.
Rondall: Rondall.
Rondall: Rondall. It's Ron... dall.
Tim: Great name.
Rondall: You know, you look familiar.
Tim: Well, you've probably seen me on TV. I got my own home improvement show. Jill told you about it.
Rondall: No, she didn't mention it. Oh, no, no. Right, right. Wait a minute, of course. That's why you look familiar. You got that little tool show on the cable.
Tim: Well, you know, we don't look at it as little because we pick up a lot of cities. We just got Alpena.
Rondall: Yeah? Really? Both sets? [laughs] Sorry. Just kidding you there, pal.
Tim: That's pretty funny, Rondall.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was wondering, when you watch my show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
Wilson: Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim. I've never seen the show.
Tim: You've never seen my show?
Wilson: No. But I don't have a television.
Tim: Everybody's got a TV.
Wilson: Not me. I just use my imagination. Watch the pictures inside my mind.
Tim: Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
Wilson: Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Oh, do that thing you do on the show. That barking sound. That... [barks]
Tim: Well, it's really not barking. It's more like a simian grunt. [grunts]
Rondall: Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever. It's a very funny show. You're very funny on it.
Tim: It's not all fun and games. It's a home improvement show. Basically what we do...
Rondall: Well, but you're very funny on it. Not like the other guy on the show. The guy who knows everything.
Tim: Al. Al's my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, what do you know about installing a satellite dish?
Tim: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man can do that.
Jill: Yeah, but... But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.