‘Oh, Brother’
Season 5, Episode 13 - Aired January 9, 1996
Tim hires his brother Marty to help build the new Tool Time set. Meanwhile, Brad gets a new talkative girlfriend, Angela.
Quote from Tim
Tim: When we were remodeling the set, two words came to mind.
Al: Unpaid overtime?
Tim: No, Al. Modular design. Heidi, why don't you show them the new Tool Time library. Complete with all the fabulous classic works of tool history. A Tale of Two Steam Shovels. Stainless Steel Magnolias. David Copper Pipe. And behind that unit...
Heidi: We've got an all-purpose paint center.
Al: Heidi, why don't you show them what's behind door number two?
Heidi: You got your power tools on one side.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah! And more power tools on the other side.
Quote from Tim
Tim: [watch beeps] Hold on a minute. Oh! Love to sit and talk, but I've got an eight-pound sturgeon in the dishwasher.
Quote from Randy
Jill: Randy, the haircut is fine. You're just a little over-moussed.
Randy: I gotta get this out of my hair before someone sees me.
Jill: Yeah.
Brad: Hey, Randy! Great haircut. Looks like Dad when he tried to soup up the toaster.
Jill: Brad, there is a perfectly fine haircut under there... somewhere.
Randy: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go shampoo and see if I can find it.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How was school?
Brad: Great. I can't wait for history class tomorrow.
Jill: Wow, it's nice to hear you talk like that! What are you studying?
Brad: This new girl, Angela Lawson.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, Dad, could you hurry up? I have to call Angela.
Tim: Your uncle just lost his job.
Brad: I know. I just thought Angela's the kind of girl I could share my grief with.
Quote from Tim
Tim: [opens dishwasher] It doesn't work on the rinse cycle either.
Quote from Marty
Tim: Hey, Marty, something to drink? Beer? Mug of fish?
Marty: Um, beer.
Quote from Marty
Tim: So, how'd the interview go?
Marty: Oh, it went great. The guy and I really hit it off. Says I'm qualified. Says I remind him of his nephew.
Tim: So you got the job?
Marty: No. He hired the nephew.
Tim: Pretty tough out there, isn't it?
Marty: Mm, you're telling me.
Tim: Come on. Sit down.
Marty: I've had so many doors slammed in my face, I'm thinking of getting a doorstop on my nose.
Tim: Well, Binford makes a nice one.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Speaking of that, I've been thinking about it. We're building a new set for Tool Time, and we could use a little help down there.
Marty: You offering me a job?
Tim: It's nothing much.
Marty: I'll take it!
Tim: Well, you know, I'll need some references.
Marty: What are you talking about? You're my reference.
Tim: No wonder you haven't found any work.
Quote from Marty
Marty: Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my parking space.
Tim: The reason for that is, Marty, you don't have a parking place.
Al: Don't feel bad. Neither do l. I've been here six years.
Marty: Six years. Jeez, that's real fair, Tim.
Tim: Well, it's a small parking lot, Marty.
Marty: Yeah, but you have a space. Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you alternate with Al?
Al: That's a great idea!
Tim: Marty, I didn't hire you as a parking lot consultant. You're here to help build the set.