‘My Dinner with Wilson’
Season 4, Episode 9 - Aired November 22, 1994
As they prepare to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner at Wilson's, Tim and Jill are shocked to learn that he might be selling his house.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Oh, Wilson, you changed the room again.
Jill: It looks wonderful. You went all-out.
Tim: Well, I tried to recreate the first Thanksgiving. I brought out my traditional Algonquin and Pilgrim artifacts.
Tim: You overcooked it, Wilson.
Wilson: That's Indian corn, Tim.
Quote from Wilson
Mark: Hey, Wilson. Do you think I could try on this suit of armor?
Tim: That won't fit you. It's 46 long, right? With extra rivets.
Wilson: Maybe next time, Mark.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Um, this is really wonderful, you know - friends getting together on the holidays. Friends who would do anything for each other.
Wilson: All righty. Cabernet 1936. All right. Dig in, before that eel gets cold.
Jill: Um, Wilson... What I'm trying to say is that if you ever need anything, you should come to us.
Tim: Do you need cash or are you moving?
Jill: Very subtle, Tim.
Wilson: Well, I assume this has something to do with that appraiser who mistakenly stopped by your house.
Jill: Yes, it does. Now, we'd like to know what's going on with you.
Wilson: Why didn't you just ask me in the first place?
Tim: You know us, we're not the kind of couple that wants to pry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What am I supposed to do with it?
Tim: Well, either take it out and throw it out, or take it to school for show and smell. I don't care.
Jill: Tim, come on!
Tim: All right, I'll throw it out.
Jill: Put it in the can farthest away from the house.
Tim: Why don't I just give it to Wilson? He can take it to Jumbo-Mamambo with him.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hey, there.
Fred: How are you doing?
Tim: Couldn't help overhearing your conversation with Wilson.
Fred: Wait a minute. Aren't you that guy who has that cable tool show on channel 122?
Tim: Yeah. On Saturdays, we simulcast in Spanish on 88.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Well, did Mr. Happy and Mrs. Go-Lucky make you and offer?
Wilson: No, but they seemed very interested.
Tim: You know, I read it's bad luck to take the first offer.
Wilson: Where did you read that?
Tim: Uh... Superstitions in Real Estate. It's a handbook I picked up.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, hi-de-ho, Taylor lads.
Mark: I brought you this.
Wilson: Why, thank you, Mark. This'll make a wonderful addition to our table. Welcome to my humble haven.
Tim: Hey, speaking of a humble haven - what's a haven like this go for? [Jill elbows Tim]