‘Heavy Meddle’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired October 14, 1992
Tim has a bunch of guys around so he can finally put the engine in the hot rod, but Jill has idea of setting Karen up with one of Tim's friends.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You know, now that this engine's in, it's so beautiful. It's really starting to look like a car.
Tim: A street rod.
Jill: A street rod.
Jill: So, this is the front.
Tim: Yes, Jill. This is the front. And hey, look here... The back.
Jill: No, really. I'm... I'm beginning to envision this, you know. The Mystic Midnight blue, queen bee headlights, windshield... suicide doors, rolling rear end...
Tim: Rolled rear pan.
Jill: Rolled rear pan. And this, of course, which is the soul of the beast... [engine sounds] I've gotta tell you, Tim. This street rod is real tweaky.
Tim: It's tweaked out.
Jill: Exactly. It's cherry. You know, I'm really getting into this engine stuff. I feel an uncontrollable urge to torque something. [Tim grunts]
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why haven't I met Frank?
Tim: There is no Frank!
Jill: Well, then why did you bring him up?
Tim: Just to show how obsessed you get...
Jill: I am not obsessed!
Tim: Then why do you put us through this?
Jill: Well, because maybe I want everybody to be as happy as we are!
Quote from Jill
Jill: So, what about an old movie? We got A Man and a Woman here at the Berkeley.
Karen: No, nothing romantic. The way I'm feeling about men, I want to see something with chain saw in the title.
Tim: Aw, Karen, man trouble?
Jill: I don't understand what happened. You told me that you and Greg were doing so well.
Karen: Well, I thought we were. But then he said something about maybe we should think about seeing other people. And we all know what that means.
Jill: Yeah. It means he already is.
Karen: Yeah, well, you know what? I'm fed up and I'm through with men.
Tim: On behalf of all men, I'd like to say thank you.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Come on. This has gotta stop. You guys gotta make friends with those boys. Have them over for lunch.
Randy: Yeah, right.
Brad: Dad said to pick the biggest one and pound him into the ground.
Tim: Only if the lunch thing didn't work out.
Brad: You never said that!
Jill: No pounding!
Quote from Tim
Jill: Dave Gibbons? Is he coming over?
Tim: Yeah!
Jill: Karen, have you ever met him?
Tim: No, no, no, no, no, no. I need him in the garage, please?
Jill: I just want to introduce them.
Tim: What happened to this romantic chain saw movie you're going to?
Quote from Jill
Karen: Jill, please. The last thing I want is to get fixed up with another guy.
Tim: Thank you.
Karen: Is he cute?
Jill: He is adorable. And he's very sensitive.
Tim: Dave is not sensitive. He's just like me.
Jill: He is nothing like you. He's very secure.
Tim: Huh?
Jill: He is a sweetheart.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Hold it. Hold it. No. This is what's happening today. I've waited a long time to put the engine in the hot rod.
It's my day, all right, and you're not gonna Interfere.
Jill: I'm not gonna Interfere. We're just gonna stay long enough for them to meet, exchange a few words, pick a pattern.
Quote from Tim
Tim: I thought we weren't bringing the wives?
Bob: I know, but Leslie keeps thinking she's going into labor. What was I supposed to do?
Tim: Let her start. It takes hours.
Quote from Tim
Wanda: You know, Hank... most people think when they see a left turn signal on, that you're gonna turn left.
Hank: The lane opened to my right, I had to make a quick decision.
Wanda: The sidewalk was not the right decision.
Jill: Wanda, it's so nice to see you.
Tim: She's not supposed to be here.
Hank: You tell her.
Wanda: Problem, Tim?
Tim: [growls]
Quote from Tim
Hank: You're about to have a son any day now, aren't you?
Bob: Yeah, two weeks. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Leslie's up to a six pack of cheese logs a day.
Hank: Wanda ate a cheese log cabin.
Bob: You know, if she's not eating, she's crying. But I mean, hey, you know, once she has the kid, the mood swings are gonna stop. [Tim and Hank are silent] Right?
Tim & Hank: Yeah, right.