Tim: Jill?
Jill: Hi.
Tim: How are we feeling?
Jill: Very, very good.
Tim: I brought you something to make you feel better.
Jill: More liquor?
Tim: Wilson's hot toddy?
Jill: Very, very good.

Tim: Well, we finished taping the Big Mike's part.
Jill: Um..
Tim: You remember that line you told me I might be crossing?
Jill: Line? You mean Chorus Line [sings] One...
Tim: Honey, honey, honey, no.
Jill: If that revival ever comes to town, we have got to see it. I love that show.
Tim: Yeah, sit back. No, no, no. Come on.
Jill: It's so good.
Tim: No. I'm talking about the line people might cross if they go past flirting into licking toes dipped in champagne.
Jill: You brought me champagne! [falls off the couch]

Tim: Stick with me. I'm trying to talk.
Jill: I'm with you. What are we talking about?
Tim: That line.
Jill: [sings] One...
Tim: No, no, honey. Put your leg down. Put your leg down.
Jill: She came on to you, didn't she?
Tim: Yes. But nothing happened. Nothing happened. [Jill sighs] I told her there was nothing she could do to hold a candle to what I have at home.
[As Tim goes into kiss Jill, she coughs in his face]

Tim: Hey, why don't you open your little present?
Jill: Present?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Nasal spray!
Tim: The pharmacist said that'll clear it right...
Jill: That's so sweet. [hugs Tim]
Tim: Well, there's plenty more where that came from.
Jill: You know what Wilson told me today?
Tim: Hmm?
Jill: He said that there's something inside your nose that makes you attractive to people.
Tim: Um... I gotta say it's not working for me.

Kelly: And, Jill, if you could describe your husband in one word, what would that be?
Jill: Mine.