‘Don't Tell Momma’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired September 27, 1994
After getting on Jill's case about a small scratch on the station wagon, Tim drives it to a location shoot of Tool Time featuring a crane and a 3-ton beam.
Quote from Randy
Brad: See ya, Mom.
Jill: Hold it. Up against the wall. Spread 'em.
Brad: Mom.
Jill: Just hand over the rubber band shooters now. I know you have them.
Brad: Man.
Jill: You too, baby face.
Randy: Hey. I'm not packing a piece, Mom. I'm not.
Jill: I told you guys to stop making these.
Brad: Well, we need 'em for protection against Vinny McGurn.
Jill: Look, if you have trouble, just tell the bus driver.
Randy: He's more afraid of him than we are.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Guys, as much as I appreciate a practical joke, and this was a good one, this has been bothering your mom and I. I gotta tell her about this.
Randy: OK. Then I guess we have to tell her what we saw on Tool Time...
Tim: I'm not making a deal here.
Brad: Well, here comes Mom.
Tim: You... Deal.