Marie: Well, I think Tim should watch his step.
Tim: Yeah. Thanks.
Marie: You're welcome.
Jill: Well, maybe you're right. Tim, I think you should phone in sick today.
Tim: No way. I will not live my life in fear.
[Tim screams as he opens the garage door and the skeleton he installed drops down]
Tim: D-oh! Well, that unkinked my colon. Get out of the way!

Heidi: Tim, I found this backstage. It was addressed to you.
Tim: It's a rose. Get this outta here.
Heidi: Boy, men and women sure react differently to getting flowers.

Tim: I don't wanna read it.
Al: "My dearest Tim, I'm in the front row today. Tonight, I'll be even closer when I'm at your Halloween party."
Tim: Great.
Al: "Don't reject my affections, or you'll be sorry. Rose."
[Tim watches the back of a woman as she walks away from the front row]
Heidi: Al, don't you think it's mean, what were doing to Tim?
Al: Yes, I do.

Al: Boy, it's... It's hot in there.
Tim: Put your mask back on. You're scaring all the kids.

Tim: Hey, don't do that, Wilson.
Wilson: I'm sorry, Tim. I didn't mean to frighten you, but a lady asked me to give this to you.
Tim: It's a rose.
Wilson: That was my first reaction.
Tim: Where is she?
Wilson: Well, she seems to have disappeared. A lady dressed all in red. Had an air of menace about her.

Jill: This is so creepy. Maybe you should call the police.
Tim: Maybe you're right.
Jill: Wait, no! Don't do it down here. You'll scare the guests. Go upstairs.
Tim: Promise me one thing. If anything happens to me, shoot the ape.