Quote from Al in A Hardware Habit to Break
Al: Now that service is going to get even better. Tim: That's right. We're proud to introduce Harry's new Video Tool Library. So, come on down to the store and borrow a video for any project you might be working on, absolutely free! Tim: Did you say free? Al: I said free! Tim: And that's not all. If you have any questions about any one of the videos, you can call us at our 24-hour tool line. Al: That's right. Tim and I bought these cell phones for the express purpose of being there for you! Tim: Al and I are standing by 24 hours a day to attend to all the questions of our hardware store customers. Call us anytime, 24 hours a day, night or day, day or night! [phone rings] Al: [answers phone] Harry's on call! No problem too small! No, Mother. This won't conflict with square-dancing night. Tim: Harry's Hardware!