Jill: My sister Carrie started seeing Tim's brother Jeff. We won't go into the how, when and where of that. But I didn't think it was a good match. Tim got all sensitive about it, accused me of looking down on his family.
Wilson: Well, why did he do that?
Jill: I have no idea. I have always been the one who defended his family.
Wilson: To whom?
Jill: My family. Well, you know, my dad.
Wilson: Oh, yes! The Colonel!
Jill: He was a very opinionated man. Judged everybody according to rank.
Wilson: Oh, I remember that. Used to call Tim "Corporal Punishment."
Jill: Well, then he promoted him to "Major Butt-head." I never wanted to be like my dad. You know, look down on people. That's why I've always been very accepting of Tim's brothers.
Wilson: Accepting of Tim's brothers?
Jill: If you're trying to imply that Tim's right, you are way, way off base. If I was that judgmental, I never would have married someone like Tim. "Someone like Tim." Oh, my God! Listen to me. I've become my father without the scowl.