Tim: The reason I wanted the scholarship so bad for you is because you have great athletic ability. You know, I never played sports when I was your age.
Brad: Yeah, I know. Grandma says you stunk.
Tim: It wasn't because I stunk. It's because I wasn't interested in sports.
Brad: She said you couldn't catch a ball to save your life.
Tim: Well, it wasn't because-
Brad: She said you have two left feet.
Tim: Let me tell you something about Grandma for a minute, all right? Grandma, great! What a role model! Threw like a girl all the time! And oh, oh, oh! It was always passed-down clothes for me! You go out and try play sports... You try playing football in tap shoes! Try that!
Brad: Dad! Dad!
Tim: Let's just forget about Grandma!
Brad: Yeah.
Tim: And her cube steak and stewed tomato dinner for me. If I go out to football games, I couldn't even think, I had so much gas, for goodness' sake!