Quote from Tim in Burnin' Love
Al: Well, you know, I just read your book a couple of months ago. I couldn't put it down. Lucille Treganowan: Oh, thank you, Al. Tim: You had to read a book about cars, Al? Al: Well, if you had read Lucille's book you'd know women have come up with ways to repair cars men never even thought of. Tim: Like what? Al: Well, what if you had a split radiator hose? Tim: Duh! You replace it. Al: OK. It's 3:00 in the morning and you're stranded. Tim: I'd call you, wake you up and you'd put it on. Lucille Treganowan: But if you were a woman, you'd take off your scarf. You'd take off your belt... Tim: Lucille! It's a family show, honey. Lucille Treganowan: You wrap the scarf around the split hose, and then tighten the belt around the scarf.