Quote from Jill in At Sea
Jill: Brad, what were you doing with a girl in your bedroom? Brad: Um... nothing. Jill: When I walked in the door it didn't look like nothing. Brad: Well, Mom, you wouldn't have seen anything if you had knocked. Jill: Don't get smart with me. You know you are not allowed to have a girl in your room when we're not home! Brad: Yeah, well, it's not going to a problem anymore. She'll probably never come back, thanks to you! Jill: Oh, excuse me. You have a girl on your bed, I catch you and I'm the bad guy? Brad: Mom, I didn't do anything wrong. Jill: Really? Really? Well, what would have happened if I hadn't come home just then? Brad: It's none of your business. I mean, you think I'm gonna talk to you about my sex life? [exits] Jill: [whispering] Sex life?