Clerk: I got some good news. The storm has let up in Kinross.
Tim: All right.
Al: Great!
Clerk: Unfortunately, it's getting worse here. In fact, it might not let up for a couple of days.
Tim: We'll have to sleep here in the airport?
Clerk: There are some hotels in town.
Al: Well, we'd better hurry up and book one.
Clerk: Sorry. They were booked up hours ago. But I do rent out a lovely room in my house.
Tim: OK, I'll bite. How much?
Clerk: It's going for $45 a night.
Tim: OK.
Clerk: Except in storm season. Then it's 200.
Tim: You know, pal, I'm gonna alert the Better Business Bureau about you.
Clerk: Go ahead.
Tim: Huh. [turns around the "Tourist Information" sign to reveal a sign for the Better Business Bureau]
Clerk: Can I help you?