Jill: This money is supposed to be for education. For my graduate school, the kids' college fund...
Tim: I'm not going to dip into the college fund. We'll get the money someplace else.
Jill: Where?
Tim: Well, you know, I wouldn't... I wouldn't mind giving up that vacation we had planned.
Jill: Oh, that's big of you. You didn't care about going to New York anyway.
Tim: We don't have to now, 'cause the New York Knicks are coming to town. And the Washington Bullets, the Celtics - the entire Eastern seaboard'll be right here in the Motor City.
[Jill gives Tim the look]
Tim: Don't look at me like that.
Jill: Then put the money back in the bank account.
Tim: Did I explain that, from where these seats are, you can actually reach out, and touch the mascot, Sir... [Jill slams the door] Slam-A-Lot?