Quote from Randy in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: You guys didn't tell her, did you? Randy: No. We thought it'd be more fun to watch you tell her. Tim: Well, you might have to wait a little bit, 'cause I'm not gonna tell her for a while. Brad: I don't know. Mom's pretty smart. As the weeks go by, she's gonna notice she doesn't have a car. Randy: And then when she does, you'll have to tell her you totaled it. Tim: No, no, no. It's a classic. You don't really total a classic. I can rebuild it from the existing parts, you know. Until I figure out how long that's gonna take me, I don't think we should tell Mom. Randy: OK. Then we also don't have to tell her that we got kicked off the bus today. Tim: Wait a minute. Wait! Whoa, whoa! What do you mean, you got kicked off the bus? Brad: Well, let's just say there was an unfortunate incident involving some glue and Vinny McGurn's butt crack. Randy: As of three o'clock, he's closed for business.