Tim: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You found something in the alley. You didn't bother to find out the owner of it, and you gave it to your girlfriend?
Brad: Yeah?
Tim: Been there.
Tim: You gotta tell the truth.
Brad: The truth?
Tim: Yeah, tell the truth. Everything else is a waste of time. Women will see right through you. They'll make you pay.
Brad: How do you know, Dad?
Tim: 'Cause I've paid. Oh, God, have I paid.