Quote from Wilson in You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
Tim: [grunts] I should have just done what she said. You know, got directions and forget my stupid instincts. Wilson: Oh, Tim. Don't sell your stupid instincts short. Do you realize that people have a tiny compass in their nose? Tim: I was never aware of that, no. Wilson: Yes, it's true. People have a tiny iron deposit in their nose. It's right up here, [nasally] near the ethmoid bone. [normally] And that gives them directions to magnetic north, and since men have more iron in their bodies than women, it only follows that they would make a better compass. Tim: [nasally] If I have such good instincts, how come I couldn't find the wedding? Wilson: Pardon me, Tim? Tim: [normally] If I have such good instincts, how come I couldn't find the wedding? Wilson: Well, Tim, a map is a little more accurate than your nose. Plus, it's a heck of a lot easier to fold.