Quote from Tim in Love is a Many Splintered Thing
Tim: All right. "Does your wife nag you more or less than six times during a football game?" More. Jill: I never nag you during football games. Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm taking this for you. OK? "How many times has your wife nagged you during this quiz?" Jill: Oh, this is so stupid. Tim: That would be two times right there. Jill: Now, the scientific part. "If your wife were a piece of hockey equipment, what would she be?" Tim: Let me see that! Jill: "If your wife were a piece of hockey equipment, would she be...?" "A. a goalie mask - wiry and closed off." "Br. a stick - long, rigid and likes to hit things." "C. elbow pads - soft, flexible and a good housekeeper"? What does housekeeping have to do with elbow pads? Tim: Takes care of the joint. This is great. Jill: You're so pathetic. Tim: Read the next one. Jill: "D. a jockstrap - gets in the way a lot, but basically supportive." Tim: And you fell right in between elbow pads and a jockstrap.