Jill: Oh, no. What did you do to my washing machine? Why is it on life support?
Tim: I improved it.
Jill: Unimprove it.
Tim: Come on, honey.
Jill: It has lights?
Tim: Just for effect, OK? I have revolutionized the laundry-care system. Now, stay with me on this, OK? You're watching TV, watching a little football game out there...
Jill: I don't like football.
Tim: All right, all right. You're watching the... opera, and it's 30 to go, all right? You hear the buzzer. Beep! Time to add the fabric softener. You go, "Oh." You don't wanna leave. You'll miss that fat broad with the horns and the high notes, spiking the ball, right? You see what I've got here? Bleach, detergent, fabric softener. On timers and tubes. This adds it by itself, on a time cycle. It's about ready to go, right about...
Jill: I can't believe it. It worked. It actually worked.
Tim: As you see, honey, I've got things under control. So have a nice day.
Jill: It actually worked!
Tim: Have a nice day, honey. And don't sound so shocked.