Tim: How long have you been working on that cabin, Al?
Al: About four and a half months, Tim. But that's only because I'm doing it the old-fashioned way - the sweat of my brow and an ax.
Tim: A pox on your ax, Al. This is what you need, buddy. [chainsaw motor runs as Tim holds up a picture] You know, the Binford 8200. 82cc's, 42-inch pro bar, silicone pistons, steel bucking spike.
Al: That's fine, Tim, but I'm trying to build it the way my forefathers did.
Tim: But, Al, three out of four fathers recommend this. [chainsaw motor runs]
Al: I prefer the ax, Tim. You power that yourself.
Tim: Fine. Build it the wimpy way, Al. But next time on Tool Time, I'm gonna show everybody just how to use the Binford 8200. [chainsaw motor runs] That way you can all learn how to build your own log condominium.
Al: Well, Tim, I think you should point out that that particular chainsaw is very powerful and dangerous... [chainsaw motor runs] and should not be... [chainsaw motor runs] should not be used without... [chainsaw motor switches on and off]
[Al finally grabs the picture of the chainsaw, rips it in two and signals for the sound to be cut]
Al: This particular chainsaw should not be used without the assistance of a trained... [Tim holds up another picture of the chainsaw]