Tim: Hi, everybody, and welcome to this special edition, "The Ladies of Tool Time". Hey! Normally we get the show going with a big hearty grunt to get those lungs open. Come on, everybody. [grunts] [the audience is silent] [makes monkey noises]
Rose: Where is Irma?
Judith: Yeah, I drove all the way from Langton to see Cooking with Irma.
Tim: Well, settle down for a minute. We played a little trick on you. We took the normal Tool Time audience and they're over watching Cooking with Irma. And we brought you ladies in here for a little treat.
Judith: Hey, I don't care about no tools. I came down here to learn to cook.
Rose: I'm confused. You mean Irma's not going to show us how to make crab curry?
Tim: No. Wha- What's going to happen... I'm gonna show you how to repair three very typical household problems. Oh, a clogged sink, a bad electrical connection, the running toilet.
Rose: Oh, my God.
Tim: Hey, you get to keep those hats. Those hats are yours. Hey, there's the spirit.