Wilson: This is about you. The reason you're having problems with your wife is because you don't know who you are as a man.
Tim: I don't have a problem in that area, Wilson.
Wilson: Not what I mean, Tim. A lot of men feel lost, confused. You see, Tim, the industrial revolution took the adult male out of the home. Boys were left without an older man to teach them how to be men. We need to get back to something more primitive, atavistic.
Tim: [grunts] Atavistic. How do you spell that?
Wilson: Let's just say "primitive".
Tim: All right.
Wilson: Men need to spend more time around the campfire with their elders. Like in ancient days, seeking wisdom. Telling stories, sharing...
Tim: Would these men all have to be naked?
Wilson: No, no. No, that's optional. You see, Tim, it's time for men to reclaim the male spirit.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. I'm gonna start by reclaiming that dishwasher. Mark, get your brothers. We're off to Sears. [imitates horn blowing]