Quote from Al in A Hardware Habit to Break
Tim: This could be a great opportunity. Listen to me. You could buy the place. Get a bank loan. I'll co-sign for you. Al: It's not just the money. There's a lot of things going on in my life right now. Tim: Like what? Promoted to head bingo caller? Al: I wish! No. The fact is that Trudy and I are getting pretty serious. And there might be some major expenses coming up in my life. Don't tell anyone! You know, even Jill. But I'm thinking of making her the next Mrs. Borland. Tim: You want her to be your mother? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.