Volunteer: Why don't you just sit down and have a cup of coffee?
Tim: Because I'm going crazy. And I still don't know what's going on with my wife.
Volunteer: Well, we're all concerned, Mr. Wong.
Tim: Do I look like Mr. Wong to you? I'm Mr. Taylor. I'm sorry. This waiting is just driving me crazy.
Volunteer: Oh, and I understand. When my husband Harold went in for surgery, they said it was only gonna take three hours.
Tim: How long did it eventually take?
Volunteer: 15 hours.
Tim: Oof.
Volunteer: Oh, but that included the autopsy.
Tim: I feel a lot better now. Thank you.