Quote from Tim in Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)
Tim: Well, something came up. It's not an emergency, but your mom has to have some surgery on Friday. Brad: What kind of surgery? Tim: Women's surgery. Do you know what a hysterectomy is? Brad: Not exactly. Tim: Damn. I was hoping you knew. Well, it's not serious as if she were to get an oompah-pah-rectomy.