Tim: Thank you. Thank you all very much. Thank you. I am Tim "The Cool Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Pine" Borland.
Al: All right. Well, today we're going to talk about ski maintenance.
Tim: Well, why did you bring your mom's toothpicks out here?
Al: For your information, these skis were handed down to me by my father, who used them in the 1948 Olympics.
Tim: Get out of here. Your dad was in the Olympics?
Al: Actually, Tim, he was a biathlete.
Tim: Don't ask, don't tell. Wow.
Al: I don't know why I bother sharing anything personal with you.
Tim: That makes two of us.