Thelma: Have a donut, Al.
Al: Oh, no. I couldn't. Not while I'm working.
Thelma: Oh, I made them with my special boysenberry filling.
Al: Really? Well, maybe just one.
Tim: Lesson number one. You want to make sure that the seller is honest and trustworthy. Which begs the question, why would a woman who voted for, I'm guessing, Calvin Coolidge be selling a V-8 Mustang?
Thelma: Well, actually, it was my late husband's car.
Tim: Oh, the old late-husband routine, you know. What we're going to hear now is you only drive it to church on Sunday?
Thelma: Oh, no. We took the Trans Am.