Tim: Moving on. We even have our own paint department on this van. You can create the custom color of your choice, right over here.
Al: And paint isn't the only thing we make to order.
Tim: Because a working man works up a hearty appetite. That's why our circular saw doubles as a deli slicer. We'll make you a salami and oak sandwich. Or how about a dagwood, extra lean?
Al: This brazing furnace? Well, it's also a barbecue grill.
Tim: So while we're sharpening your ax, "ax us" for a hamburger. You can wash it down with a Binford 6100 milkshake because our paint mixer doubles as a blender. Mmm, mmm, mmm. What flavor's that?
Al: White semi-gloss.