Wilson: You know, Tim, if you had been offered Tool Time when you were 18 years of age, do you think you would have missed anything by not going to college?
Tim: Of course I would've missed college. That's where I met a lot of my friends, and, you know, there's all sorts of great stuff in college. You know, panty raids, keggers. And Chemistry class. They let me work with real stuff.
Wilson: That's when you blew up the lab.
Tim: Allegedly. College was more about expanding my horizons. I learned a lot of stuff.
Wilson: So there you go. You know, it seems to me you can have this talk about college with Brad without being a hypocrite.
Tim: What made you decide not to be a mime?
Wilson: [sighs] I talked myself out of it.