Jill: What was that about?
Tim: Well, that question caught me off guard.
Jill: Well, you're on guard now. Go tell him to go to college.
Tim: Jill, look, if I had the chance to skip English Lit and go straight to Tool Time, I probably would have done it.
Jill: That's fine for you, but that's not the message I want our son to hear.
Tim: He asked me a question, I gave him an honest answer. What was I supposed to do?
Jill: You do what most good parents would do, lie.