Quote from Tim in Taylor Got Game
Jill: Tim, when I went to work this morning, I had a son who was headed for college. Now I've got a Chubb. Brad: Dad, I talked to Simon. I'm gonna be playing professional soccer. Tim: What? Jill: Don't act so surprised. You're the one that told him to do it. Tim: I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Jill: You invited Simon to go watch him play, right? You told Brad that he was good enough to play pro. Tim: ... Have you lost weight?