Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The School Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant Al "Husky" Borland.
Al: Thank you.
Tim: Welcome to our Tool Time salute...
Both: Food fight! ... To college.
Al: In today's competitive college environment, a young man needs an edge.
Tim: That's why we've taken that dorm room and given it the old Tool Time twist.
Al: Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to...
Both: ...the man's dorm room!