Al: You can keep this crack from getting any bigger by installing a decorative butterfly key.
Tim: Like one of these ones I carved earlier today.
Al: Well, Tim, that's made of ash.
Tim: I know.
Al: Well, our table is made of bird's-eye maple. They're from two different families.
Tim: So what?
Al: Well, ash is a coarse grain and maple's a fine grain. They just... They don't go together.
Tim: Are you saying your wood is better than my wood?
Al: No.
Tim: Your wood is classier and more intelligent than my wood?
Al: What are you talking about?
Tim: I'm talking about people that look down on other people's wood. Maybe your maple could just kiss my ash.