Quote from Al in All in the Family
Heidi: Welcome back to "Woodworking Week" and our special segment on dents, defects and gouges.
Al: Now, we've just showed you how to inlay knots to cover blemishes.
Tim: Since we're done working on Al's face, we can now start on this nice table. Okay, say you have a lacquered or varnished table...
Al & Heidi: You have a lacquered or varnished table.
Tim: With a small dent in it. Doink!
Al: Not to worry. No need to sand off the finish to restore this table to its natural beauty.
Tim: No, no, no. We're gonna show you a process that we call "doping in."
Al: Doping in can be done in one of two ways. You can stick Tim into the dent. [snorts]