Jeff: The skin between every single one of my toes is cracked, splitting and raw. Could you pass the creamed corn?
Tim: There you go.
Jeff: I'll tell you, this fungus is painful.
Jill: Not as painful as hearing about it.
Jeff: You know what's the worst? Plantar's warts. You have to scrape that skin off the inside of your toe...
Tim: Okay, that's it. Dinner's over. Time for the fight.