Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Tim: Hey, is there any chance that the weather will turn bad and close the river down? Cub: Oh, I take it you're not into rafting. Tim: Well, no, rafting's great, you know? But it's my birthday, you know? And I had VIP seats to see a NASCAR race, first class all the way. Cub: Oh, if you're looking for first class, you came to the right place because we offer deluxe packages with the finest accommodations. Tim: Really? [opens brochure] Yeah! Well, what package did my wife order? Cub: The "Back to Basics." Sky above you, dirt below you. And watch out for leaves of three when you're wiping. Tim: Well, that paints a pretty picture, doesn't it?