Tim: Well, folks, it's my birthday today. Thanks for showing up. And I gotta be honest with you. I don't like birthdays. You know why?
Audience: Why?
Tim: Why? Well, because every year a well-intended person plans my birthday for me. This year I'm doing just what I want to do. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I'm going to a NASCAR race. Got VIP seats. Yeah. And after the race I'm coming home. I've got it taped. I'm gonna watch it again, this time in my recliner sitting there in my house enjoying the three R's, baby!
Al: And the three R's would be?
Tim: You know 'em, huh? Remote, ribs and Rolaids.