Tim: You did take the car when we told you not to. I say a week without any driving at all.
Brad: One week? Boy, I couldn't drive for a month after I got in my accident.
Jill: That's a completely different situation.
Brad: Well, not to me. I mean, how can you give him less punishment than me?
Jill: We have to treat each one of you differently according to your needs.
Brad: And who decides what our needs are?
Jill: We do. Right, Tim?
Tim: Huh?
Jill: Tim, how come every time I try to have an important parenting discussion, you tune out?
Tim: I got bit by a rat this morning.