Wilson: You know, Tim, I've never told anybody this, but one night when I was living with my parents outside the Turkish city of Cappadocia... I saw an alien craft land.
Tim: Did you see little green men come out of it?
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, no. These men were bluish-gray. Assuming they were men. I didn't see any sexually distinguishing features.
Tim: Well, you had just met.
Wilson: Oh, I tell you, it was an amazing thing. I'll never forget it.
Tim: Well, how'd the night go? Some cocktails and a quick probe?
Wilson: Oh, Tim! I never should've told you about this.
Tim: No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, Wilson. I understand completely what happened. Have you been inside shellacking all day? Because if you don't get enough ventilation, it can really, you know... I do that, I think I'm Aquaman.