Quote from Tim in The Son Also Mooches
Lucille: Who is it? Tim: [over intercom] The FBI, ma'am. I'm here for your strip search. Lucille: It's all right. It's only Tim. Alice: I love your son in that show. They should just get rid of the obnoxious one that's always breaking things. Lucille: I think you're a little mixed-up. Tim: Hi, Mom. Oh, hi. This broke outside. It wasn't me, I swear. Give me a screwdriver and I'll put it back for you.