Tim: Hi. And welcome back to our Tool Time salute... [swish] [crowd noises] [plop in water sound]
Tim & Al: ...to golf.
Tim: Well, let's get right to it. We have a very special guest for you.
Al: That's right. He's number eight in all-time earnings on the PGA tour.
Tim: He's in town at the Golf Expo at Cobo Hall. Let's give a warm Tool Time welcome to Payne Stewart. Well, thanks for making time to be on the show. You know... You'd think with the kind of cash you're pulling down, you could afford the rest of those trousers.
Payne Stewart: Tim, when you're in the public eye, you have to have a trademark. With me, it's knickers. With you, it's burns and abrasions.