Heidi: Hey, these glass doorknobs are in great shape. I think they're just a little loose.
Tim: Well, actually, Heidi, my wife and I are gonna go in a little different direction. Replace those, upgrade them with brass fixtures.
Al: Oh, no, no, no! You can't get rid of these. This is part of the house's charm. I love these doorknobs.
Tim: Well, don't get too attached to them. They'll turn on you.